I was really excited to watch the Bears yesterday. I'm not much for football, but I was excited. Superbowl commercials, booze, snacks, food, etc. I went by Neighb's and he had a good spread. We even played poker before hand and I managed to get 3rd for my money back against total donks hitting 1 and 2 outers.
Highlight: One guy's girlfriend looked like Sarah Silverman. She got drunk and rubbed her boob on me in her stooper. Awesome. LOL. My wife even laughed. Whale Tail sightings all nite. (thong action)
My parents are in Vegas at Bellagio for Superbowl and they managed to score 2 tickets from their Host to the Superbowl Party. They called me today and described the total bling action. King Crab, Sushi, gourmet food out the ass. Two grand ball rooms with 40 foot screens, high def plasmas everywhere. Sports betting galore. I wish I was there.
I got drunk on Captain and Diets all nite and managed to miss every square I bet on. Went to bed at 9:00 pm. Came to office today to find water heater broke a flooded everything. So, the phone is ringing off the hook, I have a hangover, and I'm cleaning up water damage to our carpeting with a rented Rug Doctor machine from Ace Hardware.
Good times. I love Monday's.
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